They just keep STARRING at ME!

 

 

ARE YOU A VIDEO GAME ADDICT??

Here's a simple test to see if you are a ADDICTED gamer or not:

1. Do you have a PC gamer or Video Game magazine Subscription?

2. Do you Day Dream about being a Video Game Character?

3. Are Video games for children?

4. Ever bring your games on vacation?

5. Can you go a week without playing a game?

6. have you ever had a aurgument with a spouse do to game playing?

7. Are you late for meetings or appointments due to game playing?

8. Have you evere "Lost A Day" due to severe gaming

9. Do you own more games than books?

10. Do you play online multi-player games?

11. Do your friends (if any) call you by your REAL name or by a pretend name?

12. Have you ever tried to implant a microchip into your own skull?

13. If so.... Was there a lot of blood?

14. Do you plan on taking this test several times to try to get a higher score?

15. Are you planning on looking for "cheat codes" to score higher on this test?

IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO

ANY

OF THESE QUESTIONS:

THEN... MY FRIEND,

YOU ARE A VIDEO GAME ADDICT.

 

FEAR NOT!!

there's help!

There are several ways for you to overcome this dilemma..

[ACTUALY, NOT REALLY].

YOUR STUCK AND YOU SHOULD PLAY VIDEO GAMES AS MUCH

AS POSSIBLE!!!

OR UNTIL YOU GET ARTHRITIS

So... for all those gamers out in the world;

We are offering YOU a chance at getting your dirty little hands on your

very own game system!!!

FOR FREE!

We know..

Your'e HAPPY now.

The best way to get your FREE X-Box 360

or Sony PSP Player

is to BUY a Club VIP Card for only $80 Bucks!!!

Every Month we'll be drawing names on a random level  and every

month we'll "Pick-A-Winner"!!!!

And if you've already got one of these fine baby's' in your casa, then give it to your CLONE....

Either way.... We're STILL giving prizes out every month!!!

Or..

You can refer 2 people to buy a Club VIP Card and we will place your

name in a monthly drawing to win as well!!!

CALL OUR OFFICE AT (208)-608-9114

That is... if you can stop playing that damn game for five minutes.