Club VIP's Ultimate Bachelor Party Package
"Boise's' #1 Selling Bachelor Party Club-Hopping Package"
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Call For Details (208)-353-9181
Boise' #1 Selling Bachelor Party Club-Hopping Package.
Gentlemen, you asked for it and we heard you! You want a package focused on giving you and your friends the
Bachelor experience of your lives!
We have specially designed a Boise Bachelor party package with nightclubs and other special offerings that assure you and your friends
of an experience you will NEVER FORGET!
What's included in each individual ULTIMATE BACHELOR PARTY package:
• Over $600 in Actual Values per person!!
• Limited Quantities Available Each Week!
• Pickup from your start point via' linousine
First: You'll be picked up in style!!!
DIAMOND LIMOUSINE
We'll start you out with a meal at HOOTER's of Boise; where you'll receive a free pile of hot wings and a comp round of beers
(Not to mention: A autographed t-shirt from all the Hooter's Girls)
Then you'll hit two of the hottest gentlemen's Clubs in town back to back!
Gentlemen's Club Specials: Comp. VIP Guest List to one of the following clubs
(A $30) Value:
(Reservation made upon pickup / One Reservation per Order)
• Firstly, Enjoy the elegant class of Spearmint Rhino: Gentelmen's Club
• Then, taste the wild side as you visit The Torch: Gentlemen's Club
The Boise Party Bus
From there; you'll start off the night with some insane and crazy fun!
* Enjoy VIP Line and Cover at some of Boise's Hottest Nightclub Venues – One Package / One Price!
1. Start off with the FunnyBone Comedy Club at 8 PM, with VIP Line / No Cover
foryou and one guest w/ 50% off for all of your friends.
2. Next, you'll hit Club Savvy's: Garden City – VIP line / No Cover and
1free round of Well Drinks.
3. Then, we'll take you to Humpin' Hannah's: Downtown Boise – VIP Line / No
Cover and Free Round of beers
4. And, Hang out at the Piper Pub & Grill for some live music and a
great selection of drinks! VIP Line / No Cover Free bottle of Champagne
5. The Icing on the CAKE..., top off the night with one of the hottest
NightClubs in town: at The Loft on the Second floor Downtown -
VIP Line / No Cover w/ free round of Well Drinks
6. From there, You'll hit the hottest gentlemen's Club Around: the
Spearmint Rhino!
And enjoy a Comp round of drinks on us for everyone in your group!!
7. when your'e ready to call it a day: simply call the number on
the card we will give you and you'll be transported back to your starting point
in style; courtesy of: Orange Taxi of Boise. Featuring: 2006 Scion Xb taxi's!
Ride FREE within City Limits
NEW CLUBS added MONTHLY!
The following Bachelor Party Goodies are ON THE HOUSE, BABY!!
• FREE: $50 discount ticket for your next Limo Ride
• FREE: Signed Hooter's Girls T-shirt
• FREE: Pair of tickets for any future visit to FunnyBone Comedy Club
• FREE: Pass for Hot Wings at Hooter's
• FREE: Disposable Camera For you and the guys!
• FREE: Drink ticket for Humpin' Hannah's
• FREE: Drink Ticket for Club Savvy's
• FREE: $10 Gift Certificate for Vixen Video (Adult Novelties)
• FREE: "Bachelor Suprise Gift" From Leather & Lace (Adult Novelties)
* Clubs, Venues, Offers are subject to change without notice.
(Hey, Clubs come and Go.. But we keep up on em')
ADDITIONAL NOTE: WE HAVE EXTENSIVE BACHELOR PARTY EXTRAS...
Private Dancers, and Shows. Hotel Accomodations, and Much More!!
Call our Office for more details: (208) 608-9114
• Party Bus Transportation to clubs…. 10 up to 26) www.boisepartybus.com
Showcase Limousines featuring H2 Limo's....www.showcaselimousine.com
YOU GET ALL OF THIS FOR ONLY
$99.00 PER PERSON
that's $200.00 in savings!!!
CALL NOW!
(208) 353-9181
and reserve YOUR Ultimate Bachelor Party Today!!
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"Some Dry Humor For Your Day"
So, Check THIS Out....
"BACHELOR PARTY" TIPS!!!
1. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean.
2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.
4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother,father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and
should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.
5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed
to call BULLSHIT. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent)
7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever.
8. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a woman, you are required to wait
10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.
9. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a buddies refrigerator is forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.
10. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a friends birthday is strictly optional and slightly gay.
11. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away
with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.
12. Before dating a buddy's ex, you are required to ask his permission and he, in return is required to grant it.
13. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick
a buffalo wing clean.
14. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem --- you didn't see nothin'.
15. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer. If you own a sleep sofa or live on the second floor it is pizza and beer.
If you own a sleep sofa and live on the second floor it shall be eaten inside a restaurant. If you are over 35 years old hire some movers
you cheap bastard.
16. A man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat.
17. Your girlfriend must bond with your buddy's girlfriends within 30 minutes of meeting them. You are not required to make nice with her gal pal's
significant dick-heads --- low-level sports bonding is all the law requires.
18. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
19. When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiney friend up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you'll be able to warn your buddy and give him time to prepare excuses.
20. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel... and it's free.
21. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
22. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
23. If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight,you must jump into the fight. Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions
have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin", then you may sit back and enjoy.
24. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while weightlifting:
"Yeah, baby, push it!"
"C'mon, give me one more! Harder!"
"Another set and we can hit the showers."
" Nice ass, are you a Sagittarius?"
25. If the breasts are fake you can stare all you want. The poor girl paid for ten thousand dollars worth of attention and dammit we are going to give it to her.
26. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.
27. Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing a buddy, except when she's withholding sex pending your response.
28. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing: either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations,
a nod is all the conversation you need.
29. If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him...too gay.
30. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he is able to get on his feet, look you in the eye,
and deliver a "FUCK OFF!" You are absolved of your of responsibility.
31.The morning after you and a babe who was formerly "just friends" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and
guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.
32.Threesomes are girl-guy-girl only. No swordfighting allowed.